Welcome to The Fuck It Bucket

"Sometimes, you just need to say 'fuck it' and eat some motherfucking candy." -David Sedaris

FUCK IT's today -------> 0

FUCK IT's all time ----> 169

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• Fuck it have a bucket - FUCK IT!
• I gave birth - FUCK IT!
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• Christi Acuna - FUCK IT!
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• I cant finish anything - FUCK IT!
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• Sharon was offended - FUCK IT!
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• I gained a bunch of weight - FUCK IT!
• I showed up an hour early for my appointment - FUCK IT!
• Terrible sleep pattern - FUCK IT!
• Anxiety - FUCK IT!
• Hate! - FUCK IT!
• Facebook bores me. - FUCK IT!
• Packing - FUCK IT!
• Way too hot outside, and there's a fly inside... - FUCK IT!
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• Cancer - FUCK IT!
• Hatred in the world and I'm getting way too drunk to cope with it - FUCK IT!
• Pregnancy anxiety and postpartum anxiety at the same time - FUCK IT!
• my dad's in the hospital - FUCK IT!
• Left my phone in the house - FUCK IT!
• I ate mexican food today instead of working out... - FUCK IT!
• Filled up my water bottle, but left it in the kitchen. - FUCK IT!
• i tripped over nothing - FUCK IT!
• feeling like shit - FUCK IT!
• Donald Trump - FUCK IT!
• I just drank out of my spit cup. - FUCK IT!
• I just ran out of coffee! - FUCK IT!
• It's only Thursday - FUCK IT!
• Alternative facts - FUCK IT!
• Thinking it's Friday, but it's only Thursday - FUCK IT!
• 45 - FUCK IT!
• When you have a countdown for the wkend that starts at 8am Monday morning - FUCK IT!
• Going on vcation instead of working - FUCK IT!
• Packing - FUCK IT!
• Layoffs hit my company yesterday - FUCK IT!
• Everyone needs to leave me alone just for a day!!!! - FUCK IT!
• waking up to go to work - FUCK IT!
• Vacation over - FUCK IT! - FUCK IT!
• Driving 5 hours without AC - FUCK IT!
• AC broke in my car - FUCK IT!
• Fat - FUCK IT!
• Traffic jam - FUCK IT!
• Can't make myself do my job - FUCK IT!
• haven't shaved in a week - FUCK IT!
• My bunny only accepts pets in three stroke increments. - FUCK IT!
• I'm Fat and I know it! - FUCK IT!
• PCOS! - FUCK IT!
• Aunt Flo is a bitch this month! - FUCK IT!
• i slept till noon - FUCK IT!
• Humidity is over 80%! - FUCK IT!
• I shit three times today - FUCK IT!
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• Michael Phelps not actually racing a shark! - FUCK IT!
• I have to fire an employee - FUCK IT!
• Kelly Anne - FUCK IT!
• Everything Trump does - FUCK IT!
• cancer - FUCK IT!
• Shitty drivers - FUCK IT!
• Moved to new apartment and forgot to bring toilet paper! - FUCK IT!
• Emotionally abusive fathers - FUCK IT!
• Knee pain - FUCK IT!
• Drumpf - FUCK IT!
• I gained 12lbs - FUCK IT!
• Ignorant discrimination - FUCK IT!
• Transgender not allowed to fight for our country - FUCK IT!
• Unexpected deaths - FUCK IT!
• healthcare - FUCK IT!
• Trump - FUCK IT!
• TBI's - FUCK IT!
• Stokes - FUCK IT!
• Preexisting conditions - FUCK IT!
• The current president - FUCK IT!
• Trying to connect stuff - FUCK IT!
• My bathtub is clogged up. - FUCK IT!
• my wireless keyboard and trackpad won't work because I need batteries... - FUCK IT!
• Migrations - FUCK IT!
• No wifi on this airplane - FUCK IT!
• Just got laid off - FUCK IT!
• Fuckity Fuckity - FUCK IT!
• Sandwiched Between Crazzzy Neighbors - FUCK IT!
• David Lee Morreau 9/11/70 - FUCK IT!
• ear ache - FUCK IT!
• eat cookies - FUCK IT!
• hey - FUCK IT!
• Push it - FUCK IT!
• Fish - FUCK IT!
• Whatever - FUCK IT!
• Internet - FUCK IT!
• Idiot dealings - FUCK IT!
• My boss sucks - FUCK IT!
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• Monaco - FUCK IT!
• Power went out. - FUCK IT!
• Galvanize wifi - FUCK IT!
• Internet doesn't work - FUCK IT!
• so much - FUCK IT!
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• Where the hell did my #19 molar go??? - FUCK IT!
• Cupcake, high as fuck? - FUCK IT!
• Jaw infection... - FUCK IT!
• Comcast, my internet is not working. ...no... I don't need you to move a comcast email address because I use gmail, but my internet is not working... no... my internet is not working... - FUCK IT!
• it's not Farmer's market yet - FUCK IT!
• working two jobs to be broke... - FUCK IT!
• Monday again! - FUCK IT!
• Forgot my gym clothes - FUCK IT!
• Data modeling - FUCK IT!
• Girlfriend is planning to break up with me. - FUCK IT!
• I don't give a flying - FUCK IT!
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• I forgot my regular shoes - now I'm wearing my workout shoes at work - FUCK IT!
• Kid won't go to bed - FUCK IT!
• Drank too much - FUCK IT!
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• busy as shit? - FUCK IT!
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• Didn't run today. Fuck me and - FUCK IT!
• The HTML doesnt work. - FUCK IT!
• Beer for dinner cause I burned what I was making. - FUCK IT!
• Just paid for someone else to get rid of my kids' lice!! - FUCK IT!
• Commute!!!!!! - FUCK IT!
• Taco Bell was closed last night when we were drunk... That's not supposed to happen! - FUCK IT!
• beer bottles all over the house, dishes to wash, dirty-ass bathtub, boyfriend asleep and unconcerned - FUCK IT!
• Pretty much everything - FUCK IT!
• I ALSO have to to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow moning - FUCK IT!
• I just watched Down Jon - FUCK IT!
• I put wine in my vodka! - FUCK IT!
• Got to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow moning. - FUCK IT!
• WPC party with friends - FUCK IT!
• AC went out - FUCK IT!
• AC went out - FUCK IT!
• just ate fast food but boyfriend is ordering chinese food? - FUCK IT!
• god damn it - FUCK IT!
• test - FUCK IT!
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• !TI KCUF - FUCK IT!
• forgot what time the World Cup game started, - FUCK IT!
• if you can't duck it - FUCK IT!
• Fat - FUCK IT!
• Moving?? OH MY GOD - FUCK IT!
• Vibrator I found, tastes like foie gras. - FUCK IT!
• raw sql - FUCK IT!
• my sinuses; UGh! - FUCK IT!
• ole boy got married - FUCK IT!
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• mondays - FUCK IT!
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• x wife called and woke up your girlfriend. - FUCK IT!
• Throwing $25,000 of stock options in the trash - FUCK IT!
• Coffee at the bottom of the cup... like drinking Mississippi River muck... - FUCK IT!
• My roof is leaking - FUCK IT!
• Highway 36? - FUCK IT!
• Woke up crooked hungover - FUCK IT!
• When a problem comes a-long, you must - FUCK IT!
• Need to move, clean and do tons of shit before the end of the month?? You know what I say?? - FUCK IT!
• wait for it...wait for it... - FUCK IT!
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• wat - FUCK IT!
• I just feel like being lazy today - FUCK IT!
• Ate breakfast 20 minutes before lunch - FUCK IT!
• Car stuck in the mud - FUCK IT!
• That company that polluted all that water in wv were only fined $11,000. - FUCK IT!
• I put vodka in my wine. Fuck it! - FUCK IT!
• I just spilled whiskey on my shorts - FUCK IT!
• I just failed my test - FUCK IT!