Welcome to The Fuck It Bucket
"Sometimes, you just need to say 'fuck it' and eat some motherfucking candy." -David Sedaris
FUCK IT's today -------> 0
FUCK IT's all time ----> 167
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- Christi Acuna - FUCK IT!
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- I cant finish anything - FUCK IT!
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- Sharon was offended - FUCK IT!
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- I gained a bunch of weight - FUCK IT!
- I showed up an hour early for my appointment - FUCK IT!
- Terrible sleep pattern - FUCK IT!
- Anxiety - FUCK IT!
- Hate! - FUCK IT!
- Facebook bores me. - FUCK IT!
- Packing - FUCK IT!
- Way too hot outside, and there's a fly inside... - FUCK IT!
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- Cancer - FUCK IT!
- Hatred in the world and I'm getting way too drunk to cope with it - FUCK IT!
- Pregnancy anxiety and postpartum anxiety at the same time - FUCK IT!
- my dad's in the hospital - FUCK IT!
- Left my phone in the house - FUCK IT!
- I ate mexican food today instead of working out... - FUCK IT!
- Filled up my water bottle, but left it in the kitchen. - FUCK IT!
- i tripped over nothing - FUCK IT!
- feeling like shit - FUCK IT!
- Donald Trump - FUCK IT!
- I just drank out of my spit cup. - FUCK IT!
- I just ran out of coffee! - FUCK IT!
- It's only Thursday - FUCK IT!
- Alternative facts - FUCK IT!
- Thinking it's Friday, but it's only Thursday - FUCK IT!
- 45 - FUCK IT!
- When you have a countdown for the wkend that starts at 8am Monday morning - FUCK IT!
- Going on vcation instead of working - FUCK IT!
- Packing - FUCK IT!
- Layoffs hit my company yesterday - FUCK IT!
- Everyone needs to leave me alone just for a day!!!! - FUCK IT!
- waking up to go to work - FUCK IT!
- Vacation over - FUCK IT! - FUCK IT!
- Driving 5 hours without AC - FUCK IT!
- AC broke in my car - FUCK IT!
- Fat - FUCK IT!
- Traffic jam - FUCK IT!
- Can't make myself do my job - FUCK IT!
- haven't shaved in a week - FUCK IT!
- My bunny only accepts pets in three stroke increments. - FUCK IT!
- I'm Fat and I know it! - FUCK IT!
- PCOS! - FUCK IT!
- Aunt Flo is a bitch this month! - FUCK IT!
- i slept till noon - FUCK IT!
- Humidity is over 80%! - FUCK IT!
- I shit three times today - FUCK IT!
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- Michael Phelps not actually racing a shark! - FUCK IT!
- I have to fire an employee - FUCK IT!
- Kelly Anne - FUCK IT!
- Everything Trump does - FUCK IT!
- cancer - FUCK IT!
- Shitty drivers - FUCK IT!
- Moved to new apartment and forgot to bring toilet paper! - FUCK IT!
- Emotionally abusive fathers - FUCK IT!
- Knee pain - FUCK IT!
- Drumpf - FUCK IT!
- I gained 12lbs - FUCK IT!
- Ignorant discrimination - FUCK IT!
- Transgender not allowed to fight for our country - FUCK IT!
- Unexpected deaths - FUCK IT!
- healthcare - FUCK IT!
- Trump - FUCK IT!
- TBI's - FUCK IT!
- Stokes - FUCK IT!
- Preexisting conditions - FUCK IT!
- The current president - FUCK IT!
- Trying to connect stuff - FUCK IT!
- My bathtub is clogged up. - FUCK IT!
- my wireless keyboard and trackpad won't work because I need batteries... - FUCK IT!
- Migrations - FUCK IT!
- No wifi on this airplane - FUCK IT!
- Just got laid off - FUCK IT!
- Fuckity Fuckity - FUCK IT!
- Sandwiched Between Crazzzy Neighbors - FUCK IT!
- David Lee Morreau 9/11/70 - FUCK IT!
- ear ache - FUCK IT!
- eat cookies - FUCK IT!
- hey - FUCK IT!
- Push it - FUCK IT!
- Fish - FUCK IT!
- Whatever - FUCK IT!
- Internet - FUCK IT!
- Idiot dealings - FUCK IT!
- My boss sucks - FUCK IT!
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- Monaco - FUCK IT!
- Power went out. - FUCK IT!
- Galvanize wifi - FUCK IT!
- Internet doesn't work - FUCK IT!
- so much - FUCK IT!
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- Where the hell did my #19 molar go??? - FUCK IT!
- Cupcake, high as fuck? - FUCK IT!
- Jaw infection... - FUCK IT!
- Comcast, my internet is not working. ...no... I don't need you to move a comcast email address because I use gmail, but my internet is not working... no... my internet is not working... - FUCK IT!
- it's not Farmer's market yet - FUCK IT!
- working two jobs to be broke... - FUCK IT!
- Monday again! - FUCK IT!
- Forgot my gym clothes - FUCK IT!
- Data modeling - FUCK IT!
- Girlfriend is planning to break up with me. - FUCK IT!
- I don't give a flying - FUCK IT!
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- I forgot my regular shoes - now I'm wearing my workout shoes at work - FUCK IT!
- Kid won't go to bed - FUCK IT!
- Drank too much - FUCK IT!
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- busy as shit? - FUCK IT!
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- Didn't run today. Fuck me and - FUCK IT!
- The HTML doesnt work. - FUCK IT!
- Beer for dinner cause I burned what I was making. - FUCK IT!
- Just paid for someone else to get rid of my kids' lice!! - FUCK IT!
- Commute!!!!!! - FUCK IT!
- Taco Bell was closed last night when we were drunk... That's not supposed to happen! - FUCK IT!
- beer bottles all over the house, dishes to wash, dirty-ass bathtub, boyfriend asleep and unconcerned - FUCK IT!
- Pretty much everything - FUCK IT!
- I ALSO have to to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow moning - FUCK IT!
- I just watched Down Jon - FUCK IT!
- I put wine in my vodka! - FUCK IT!
- Got to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow moning. - FUCK IT!
- WPC party with friends - FUCK IT!
- AC went out - FUCK IT!
- AC went out - FUCK IT!
- just ate fast food but boyfriend is ordering chinese food? - FUCK IT!
- god damn it - FUCK IT!
- test - FUCK IT!
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- !TI KCUF - FUCK IT!
- forgot what time the World Cup game started, - FUCK IT!
- if you can't duck it - FUCK IT!
- Fat - FUCK IT!
- Moving?? OH MY GOD - FUCK IT!
- Vibrator I found, tastes like foie gras. - FUCK IT!
- raw sql - FUCK IT!
- my sinuses; UGh! - FUCK IT!
- ole boy got married - FUCK IT!
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- mondays - FUCK IT!
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- x wife called and woke up your girlfriend. - FUCK IT!
- Throwing $25,000 of stock options in the trash - FUCK IT!
- Coffee at the bottom of the cup... like drinking Mississippi River muck... - FUCK IT!
- My roof is leaking - FUCK IT!
- Highway 36? - FUCK IT!
- Woke up crooked hungover - FUCK IT!
- When a problem comes a-long, you must - FUCK IT!
- Need to move, clean and do tons of shit before the end of the month?? You know what I say?? - FUCK IT!
- wait for it...wait for it... - FUCK IT!
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- wat - FUCK IT!
- I just feel like being lazy today - FUCK IT!
- Ate breakfast 20 minutes before lunch - FUCK IT!
- Car stuck in the mud - FUCK IT!
- That company that polluted all that water in wv were only fined $11,000. - FUCK IT!
- I put vodka in my wine. Fuck it! - FUCK IT!
- I just spilled whiskey on my shorts - FUCK IT!
- I just failed my test - FUCK IT!